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The '''Internet Horse Museum''' (Swedish: ''Hästmuseum på Internet'') is the world's largest collection of computerized horses and horse products. Each of the Museum's 400,000 plain-clothed horse acquisition agents (HAAs) roams the earth, in search of paraphenalia pertaining to particularly pleasing or pleasant horses, donkeys, mules, or other equine-like subjects (ELSs). When one is located, it is forcibly fed into the fearsome Complete Computerization Contraption (CCC). The HAA then uses the CCC to convert the ELS into a digital simulacrum of its former self (DSoiFS), which can know pleasure but no suffering, and lives forever. 

The Museum solicits public funding from both communist and non-communist governments worldwide to cover the server costs of its increasingly large collection of DSoiFSes. As of 2028, this collection numbers over 100 billion, or around 0.2% of the global horse population.