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	The '''Dog''' is a kind of largeish [[Thing]]. Sometimes it is [[wet]]. Dogs are known for their ability to go [[fast]], and to carry [[objects]]. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't.		The '''Dog''' is a kind of largeish [[IIS:Thing\|Thing]]. Sometimes it is [[IIS:wet\|wet]]. Dogs are known for their ability to go [[IIS:fast\|fast]], and to carry [[IIS:objects\|objects]]. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't.

	Dogs are prone to bursts of [[violence]] and [[rage]]. The Dog is armed with advanced [[military technology]], and teeth. If a dog [[bites]] you, you should do something about that.		Dogs are prone to bursts of [[IIS:violence\|violence]] and [[IIS:rage\|rage]]. The Dog is armed with advanced [[IIS:military technology\|military technology]], and teeth. If a dog [[IIS:bites\|bites]] you, you should do something about that.

	Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[dog metal]], [[dog essence]], and [[dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[XP]] per Dog.		Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[IIS:dog metal\|dog metal]], [[IIS:dog essence\|dog essence]], and [[IIS:dog vapor\|dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[IIS:dog kernel\|dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[IIS:XP\|XP]] per Dog.

	'''Mitigations:''' none.		'''Mitigations:''' none.

	== Facts ==		== Facts ==
	* Every dog has a terrible [[secret]]		* Every dog has a terrible [[IIS:secret\|secret]]
	* There are 712,934,998 dogs in the world.		* There are 712,934,998 dogs in the world.
	* In 1957 the [[Russians]] tried to launch all the dogs in the world into [[space]], but 712,934,997 of them escaped.		* In 1957 the [[IIS:Russians\|Russians]] tried to launch all the dogs in the world into [[IIS:space\|space]], but 712,934,997 of them escaped.

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	'''Mitigations:''' none.		'''Mitigations:''' none.

			== Facts ==
			* Every dog has a terrible [[secret]]
			* There are 712,934,998 dogs in the world.
			* In 1957 the [[Russians]] tried to launch all the dogs in the world into [[space]], but 712,934,997 of them escaped.

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	Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[dog metal]], [[dog essence]], and [[dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[XP]] per Dog.		Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[dog metal]], [[dog essence]], and [[dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[XP]] per Dog.

			'''Mitigations:''' none.

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	The [[Dog]] is a kind of largeish [[Thing]]. Sometimes it is [[wet]]. Dogs are known for their ability to go [[fast]], and to carry [[objects]]. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't.		The '''Dog''' is a kind of largeish [[Thing]]. Sometimes it is [[wet]]. Dogs are known for their ability to go [[fast]], and to carry [[objects]]. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't.

	Dogs are prone to bursts of [[violence]] and [[rage]]. The Dog is armed with advanced [[military technology]], and teeth. If a dog [[bites]] you, you should do something about that.		Dogs are prone to bursts of [[violence]] and [[rage]]. The Dog is armed with advanced [[military technology]], and teeth. If a dog [[bites]] you, you should do something about that.

	Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[dog metal]], [[dog essence]], and [[dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[XP]] per Dog.		Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[dog metal]], [[dog essence]], and [[dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[XP]] per Dog.

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Created page with "The Dog is a kind of largeish Thing. Sometimes it is wet. Dogs are known for their ability to go fast, and to carry objects. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't. Dogs are prone to bursts of violence and rage. The Dog is armed with advanced military technology, and teeth. If a dog bites you, you should do something about that. Dogs can be put through fractional distillation to produce dog metal, dog essence..."

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The [[Dog]] is a kind of largeish [[Thing]]. Sometimes it is [[wet]]. Dogs are known for their ability to go [[fast]], and to carry [[objects]]. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't.

Dogs are prone to bursts of [[violence]] and [[rage]]. The Dog is armed with advanced [[military technology]], and teeth. If a dog [[bites]] you, you should do something about that.

Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[dog metal]], [[dog essence]], and [[dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[XP]] per Dog.