The Having Game/Town Square

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the haves of heav

i Have this account. Heav (talk) 09:40, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

this is true Raven (talk) 09:58, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

i Have the star Gaia DR2 1237241268930229504. reasoning: if i don't say so, no-one can get there. Heav (talk) 11:27, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

I question this. Raven (talk) 11:28, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

rebecca encouncilment

rebecca's paperclips

(i already did this on apionet but i will posterity it here)

i bought 160 paperclips. here is a picture of me having 160 paperclips. i hereby exchange 128 of their titles for a seat on the Council of Having. Rebecca (talk) 12:23, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

appendment #1

at 2025-10-08 12:06 UTC, an appendment adding the two sublaws to law 7 was enacted:

1. • In the above, "earliest haver" should be understood to mean "earliest current haver".
   • Suppose Jane picks up an apple at a store. Both the store and Jane have the apple; the store has had it longer, so the store holds the title. Next, Jane removes the apple from the store, whether via purchase or shoplifting. Jane is now the only haver of the apple, so she holds its title, and may issue or transfer it as she pleases.

Rebecca and Raven, the two council members at the time, both voted for this.

emma counciliation

the paperclips in question ↓

i have obtained 200 paperclips, as seen in ↑. i am claiming their titles and exchanging 128 for a Council of Having membership. emma :3 (talk) 13:50, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

i am transferring the 72 remaining paperclip titles to Heav. emma :3 (talk) 18:29, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

osmarks council

I printed these 22 occlupanids and own them, as they are in my possession. I am issuing and claiming all 22 of their titles, and transferring 10 of the titles to "osmarks occlupanid holdings I", an organization containing only me and under my control. Both I and osmarks occlupanid holdings I are exchanging these for council membership. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I cannot be stopped at this point.

Osmarks (talk) 15:27, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

oive oive

my children

here are my children I printed, blue came first then reds, then the variety of whites. I planned to exchanged the blue's title for rebecca's left kidney's title, but this wouldn't be valid, so I just give rebecca the blue's title anyway. I exchange the 10 titles of the other occlupanids except than the mushroom-shaped one for Council membership. Olive (talk) 15:30, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

I'm a really big fan of these. what a variety! Raven (talk) 15:33, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

antigollark act (appendment #2)

the following new law (law 8) was added:

Gollark is the individual known variously as gollark, osmarks, or Oliver S. Marks. A Gollarious organization is any that contains gollark or was created by or on behalf of gollark. For every gollarious organization that is a member of the council, a new antigollark organization is created and becomes a member of the council. An antigollark organization has zero members, is not gollarious, and always votes for what >50% of the council, minus gollark and all gollarious organizations, votes for.

Rebecca, Raven, Olive and Emma voted for this. that's 4 out of 6 council members, which is greater than 50%.

appendment #3

For each object X, there are any number of seen X. Each person who has been physically nearby X and witnessed it directly via some sensation, particularly vision, at that point begins having seen X (a new instance thereof). Each person may only ever receive one seen X for any X. Witnessing a depiction of X secondhand is not considered to grant seen X.

Rebecca, Raven, Emma and antigollark organization I voted for this, which is 4/7.

appendment #4

For each thing X that is not a Having Game object, there is also a seen X which may be created in the same manner.

Rebecca, Raven, Emma, Olive, and antigollark organization I voted for this, which is 5/7.