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The '''Dog''' is a kind of largeish [[Thing]]. Sometimes it is [[wet]]. Dogs are known for their ability to go [[fast]], and to carry [[objects]]. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't. | The '''Dog''' is a kind of largeish [[IIS:Thing|Thing]]. Sometimes it is [[IIS:wet|wet]]. Dogs are known for their ability to go [[IIS:fast|fast]], and to carry [[IIS:objects|objects]]. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't. | ||
Dogs are prone to bursts of [[violence]] and [[rage]]. The Dog is armed with advanced [[military technology]], and teeth. If a dog [[bites]] you, you should do something about that. | Dogs are prone to bursts of [[IIS:violence|violence]] and [[IIS:rage|rage]]. The Dog is armed with advanced [[IIS:military technology|military technology]], and teeth. If a dog [[IIS:bites|bites]] you, you should do something about that. | ||
Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[dog metal]], [[dog essence]], and [[dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[XP]] per Dog. | Dogs can be put through [[fractional distillation]] to produce [[IIS:dog metal|dog metal]], [[IIS:dog essence|dog essence]], and [[IIS:dog vapor|dog vapor]]. This also grants access to the [[IIS:dog kernel|dog kernel]], and grants +10 [[IIS:XP|XP]] per Dog. | ||
'''Mitigations:''' none. | '''Mitigations:''' none. | ||
== Facts == | |||
* Every dog has a terrible [[IIS:secret|secret]] | |||
* There are 712,934,998 dogs in the world. | |||
* In 1957 the [[IIS:Russians|Russians]] tried to launch all the dogs in the world into [[IIS:space|space]], but 712,934,997 of them escaped. | |||
Latest revision as of 00:32, 27 September 2025
The Dog is a kind of largeish Thing. Sometimes it is wet. Dogs are known for their ability to go fast, and to carry objects. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't.
Dogs are prone to bursts of violence and rage. The Dog is armed with advanced military technology, and teeth. If a dog bites you, you should do something about that.
Dogs can be put through fractional distillation to produce dog metal, dog essence, and dog vapor. This also grants access to the dog kernel, and grants +10 XP per Dog.
Mitigations: none.