IIS:Dogs

The Dog is a kind of largeish Thing. Sometimes it is wet. Dogs are known for their ability to go fast, and to carry objects. If you think you can go faster than a dog, you can't.

Dogs are prone to bursts of violence and rage. The Dog is armed with advanced military technology, and teeth. If a dog bites you, you should do something about that.

Dogs can be put through fractional distillation to produce dog metal, dog essence, and dog vapor. This also grants access to the dog kernel, and grants +10 XP per Dog.

Mitigations: none.

Facts

• Every dog has a terrible secret
• There are 712,934,998 dogs in the world.
• In 1957 the Russians tried to launch all the dogs in the world into space, but 712,934,997 of them escaped.